Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

With apologies to Courtney Barnett ...

"Sometimes I Sit and Pull Down a Shelf of Books On My Head, and Sometimes I Just Sit"

 

Crisis actors.

 

"GOOD LUCK GEORGIA"

 

They all need to be spayed or neutered and turned loose in some hellscape where they can date their own cousins and eat themselves to a clogged mess in every bodily throughway. Because I couldn't get enough existential angst, I read the comments on the Next Door site regarding Bill Lee's Corona Virus Stay At Home orders, which will end on April 30th.

"Yew cain't keep us hahme. Wur 'Murcans!"

That was the gist of 99% of the comments. Dumbasses, we have the highest COVID-19 numbers in the state. Is this some weird way to be number one over Shelby (Memphis) and Davidson (Nashville) counties? Fake news my southern-fried ass! Maybe when you're in the parking garage at Vanderbilt, gasping for air, you'll finally get that this is real! Seriously, go back to the primordial ooze you reptoids crawled out of shortly before you started humping your siblings. You know, I used to think the worst thing would be living in a Flannery O'Connor story. That was until I realized I am an extra in a George Romero movie.

 

It's no accident that the businesses being reopened in Ga. and South Carolina are service industries featuring very low-paid employees, many of whom are people of color. If Kemp told Coca-Cola or Delta to make its employees come to the office they'd tell him to go fuck himself. I hope the SOB is challenged to go out and get a haircut himself, or better yet, a trip to Planet Fitness.

 

So it's the people of color who are being forced back to work? Thought Oscar Madison just said it was the
"Yew cain't keep us hahme. Wur 'Murcans!" who were defying stay inside restrictions?

 

Those are the people who want to go to the gym, hair salon, etc. And when you look at the pictures, most of 'em could use a gym membership.

 

They should force those people to work the service jobs.

 

I agree. Let them handle all those bowling shoes. I wouldn't let any of 'em give me a tattoo, though.

 

My partner pointed out something revealing, all the people at the WH briefings, both behind and in front of FATUS are getting fully paid during the pandemic. How about feeling/sharing some of this pain?

 

The guidelines that *Trump* put out say that they shouldn't open things back up until they've had 14 straight days of decrease. If they're reporting their highest level of increase yet, they are nowhere in sight of that.

 

Trumpist buffoon.

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