President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

My dream was to become a chuckwagon racer on the rodeo circuit until I decided to drink household bleach on the advice of a submoron in a wig.

 

FAKE NEWS, fart.

He clearly is not wearing a wig. That's his own hair...he has the hardest working 100 strands of hair on the planet.

 

The funny thing was, the song was going through my head before I even looked it up. I didn't remember the animation that was pure '70s though.

 

FATUS in over his head every day at the briefings

 

I've been working my way through Ken Burns' The Roosevelts and it was briefly mentioned that Teddy R was the first president to utilize the Oval Office, which had been newly built where the tennis courts once were. Thanks to Melania, we're going full circle.

 

ROFL. I was just on my daily expedition over to Facebook. Vanity Fair has a big subscription ad up. Their logo at the top, and the copy below it reads:


Vanity Fair

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Can't you Blue Check Marks tell sarcasm when you hear it coming from the President's mouth during a briefing about a pandemic that has killed more than 50,000 Americans!?!

 

"He was joking. Don't you people have a sense of humor?"

 

“I was just joking when I texted you and said to send me nudes. I mean, if you had done it I wouldn’t have complained and I was secretly hoping you’d take it seriously and do it and I even got out some lube and an old rag (can’t use Kleenex anymore. Fucking pandemic) but, really, I was kidding.”

 

Amazed Not Amazed. Fucking cultist fuckheads crying online at how the fake news misrepresented FATUS disinfectant comments. A Clorox enema wouldn't change their minds. They must be destroyed come November.

 

Unfreakingbelievable.