Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

You're not in the best place in terms of re-opening, that's for sure.

But I honestly believe the public pressure to return to relative normalcy is going to steer the process more than it even should.

 

Sorry my friend.

Hang in there. We'll get through this.

 

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We're not going to concerts for a while.

Even if a venue decided to open at, say, 30 percent capacity for a show ... would that be worth it financially for the acts or the venue?

 

So the 5 O'Clock Follies is cancelled again.

But even if Ubu doesn't want to be on the teevee, shouldn't we still be getting a daily press conference from Fauci and Birx and the CDC, et al?

 

There would have been no briefings without Trump in the first place. It's not like they were created to provide information. Fauci and Birx were there as stage props to denote seriousness. They did the best they could in that role, but they were totally Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

 

Understood.

But even in the Dumbest Nation on Earth™, shouldn't there be some sort of daily information session about the Deadliest US Crisis of the Century®?

 

WHAT'S THE PLAN?

 

Bahamas to remain closed for at least another month. UPDATED: PM tables emergency powers extension, gives latest on COVID-19

Florida Keys also shut down until at least June. https://www.flkeysnews.com/news/local/article242260946.html

This is really pissing off some South Florida guys on an offshore fishing board I hang out on. Not surprisingly, lots of MAgGAts post there and some of them still think it’s either “just the flu” or “not even as bad as the flu.”

 

Are we 100 percent sure this is not, in fact, the plan?

 

Yep that’s the problem, there is no plan.