Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

"Pure Michigan. The Florida of the Midwest."

That's got to sting a bit.

 

That’s who I voted for.

 

The green energy bit. I think it’d be fair to say I’m real skeptical.

 

Well, let’s see.

For senate over the years I’ve voted mostly blue, with a red in there. For Congress, the last 4-5 cycles it’s been red - the blue noms were of the “well, we gotta run someone, so here’s a guy we found at the bar” variety - but that may change this cycle. Mayor, I’ve voted both there, I think it went red blue blue red. State leg, it’s the opposite of congress, I live in a blue neighborhood so it’s usually a nice suburu or Prius driver against some hoarder with a don’t tread on me flag out front.

 

It just kept getting better. The dildos at the end were a great touch.

 

Ireland can shutter pubs until August without mass protests. But if Americans can’t get a haircut after eating lunch at Applebee’s, they march on the statehouse carrying ARs.

 

‪Can’t spell “coronavirus” without “n-o-r-o-v-i-r-u-s”‬

 

The worst thing about this place --- heck, any message board --- is the unwillingness of people to follow one simple rule: Respond to the post, not the poster.

Instead, we try to psychoanalyze people's motives and political leanings and what kind of agenda they're bringing because . . . "YOU DON'T SEE THE WORLD LIKE I DO, SO I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!"

 

My family was planning on going on a cruise in June. We cancelled in February. We may never plan another let alone try for one in August. There's just no chance in hell.

 

If there are hayseeds stupid enough to vote for FATUS, then they're stupid enough to go cruising.