Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

The gears of the economy must be greased with the blood of the dead and tears of their families.

 

Or the calendar, which turned to June about that time.

True or not, a large portion of this country believes you can't get the virus outdoors, and after two-plus months inside, the great outdoors beckons.

This isn't my opinion, just my observation of many people's attitudes across the Northwest.

 

My riblet drought has left me largely unable to conduct credible inference. There is hope, though, as the delivery service has added arugula pesto to its menu. Can't indulge yet, of course, as the garlic isn't certified "cage free," but it should be just a few weeks until that supply chain is straightened out.

 

More testing is causing country-ass Yell County to post 57% positive tests.

 

Frankly, the "great outdoors" was a lot more pleasant in March and April than it is now.

And May, as we all know, is one damn fine month to be working outdoors.

 

Yell County is known for two things: Chicken industry and meth labs.

 

America Is Giving Up on the Pandemic

 

Those, and having one of the best county names in the country.

 

to be fair, True Grit.

 

J. Noble Daggett would be offended.

 

I cant figure out a handful of you guys. You are all but rooting for the coronavirus to have devastating consequences.
Yes, you are.