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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Roscablo

    Roscablo Well-Known Member

    Based on many social media posts from friends, the family rule has not been followed! My sister, who has been ultra following the rules to this point, is camping with friends as we speak. Wouldn't be surprised if she's wearing a mask, but still. I'm glad it's not too crazy out there.
     
  2. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    TapIntoAmerica-

    Thank you for that.

    I worry about the information in conflict- just last week WHO walked back the assertion that asymptomatic carriers walk among us (many of them children).

    The inherent problem of a society in which too many people believe themselves experts on things they know absolutely dick about.

    That would obviously include the pretend president, who knows nothing about nothing divided by nothing- and that multiplied by the null set.
     
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  3. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    They try to avoid the usual hot spots of camping and the last time I talked with her a couple of weeks ago, it was just the five of them in their new trailer that they converted into a cool camper. But it's warming up. The trails, that I've seen, have been swamped. Most of the snow is gone so I'm sure the popular 14er trails are packed, especially on weekends.
     
  4. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    -Look at the size of my testing
    -Us=him

     
  5. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    There's nobody left to get infected in the blue states. They've either recovered or not. At some point red states have to take the lead.
     
  6. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

  7. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...pert-answers/sex-and-coronavirus/faq-20486572

    Apparently, it depends on what you are doing during sexy time. They have found the virus in semen, but they are not sure if it can be transmitted that way.

    The folks at the Mayo Clinic really thought this thing through and they are clearly fans of self-love.

    The safest type of sexual activity during the COVID-19 pandemic is masturbation. Be sure to wash your hands and any sex toys used, both before and after masturbating. You might also consider engaging in sexual activity with partners via text, photos or videos, ideally using an encrypted platform to provide privacy protection.
     
  8. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    literal imbecile

     
  9. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    Then if you defund the police, there won't be any crime, right Mr. Numbnuts?
     
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    But the two-backed beast is fine as long as I wear a mask?
     
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  12. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Colorado set to move to the next stage of reopening on Thursday. Bars, outdoor events (bars), overnight camps.
     
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