Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Florida woman, 15 friends contract COVID-19 after eating at Jacksonville restaurant; 'we were careless'

 

Gee, I guess those scientists and health officials were right after all. Who woulda thunk it?

 

Throw enough darts at a board, and a couple are bound to stick.

 

My son is bursting with pride, because he has both gotten drunk at that Jacksonville Beach bar and eaten at the lower Broadway Shake Shack where the cops got sick. Both pre-virus of course.

 

Jacksonvile strikes again. Wonder what the numbers on the Virus That Doesn't Exist will be in, say, eight to 10 weeks.

 

On May 20, Gov. Trumppuppet chastised the libruhl media for its partisan attacks on his brilliant re-opening plan. Here's how things have gone for his klan since then.

 

Throw about 8,300,000 darts at the board, and 447,000 are bound to die.

 

Some interesting stuff from the Governor of Arizona today, as numbers skyrocket and the state becomes one of the worst spots on Earth for coronavirus...

He showed up to his news conference wearing a mask, which he has steadfastly avoided wearing. He announced mayors can now institute mandatory mask orders, which wasn't allowed until now.

He also said he heard from one epidemiologist who suggested things could be worse in the summer in Arizona specifically because people are indoors in the air conditioning, as someone suggested here earlier.

Trump is reportedly coming to Arizona for a rally in a week or so. His previous rallies have been in either Phoenix or Mesa. Mesa has already issued a mandatory mask order and Phoenix will soon. This should be fun.

 

Highest single-day positive % (10.3%) since April 15 (11.1%).