Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Shiiiiiit, we've got counties posting positivity rates north of 50 percent here. Good times. Liberate the Ozarks!

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

 

At the start of the month, Oklahoma County (OKC) held a solid lead on Tulsa County in cases of the Virus That Doesn't Exist. But almost as if it knew what was coming to town, Tulsa began catching up just to get itself ready for the onslaught of unmasked Trumpists. In less than three weeks, Tulsa has made up that deficit with a stirring comeback and is now poised to run away with the crown of Most Infected in Oklahoma. CC=Cumulative Cases

 

To put it another way, Tulsa is more than pulling its weight. It has accounted for one-third of Oklahoma's virus cases this month while accounting for one-sixth of the Gundy State's population. Disproportionate work. For your efforts, you have earned a Brand New Superspreader!

 

good thread here

the problem confronting lots of city dwellers: elevators

 

My wife had an outpatient procedure done at a hospital this morning. They had signs up limiting elevator occupancy to four people.

 

"new record"

Fuck me. Twice.