College football 2020 offseason thread

Same here. I was pretty loyal to the Hellman's with Olive Oil or Hellman's with Avocado Oil mayo, but Duke's is legit.

Every time I see or hear about mayonnaise of any kind, I can't help but think of a college buddy who would get drunk/high on the weekends, and sometime in the wee hours would go fix a couple of grilled cheeses, and grab the huge tub of mayo out of the fridge, and dip the sandwich in the mayo for every single bite. Each bite would have about a full teaspoon of mayo glopped on it. He's still alive some 30 years later, so I assume he dropped that habit.

 

Cutting back on the getting drunk/high probably helps, too.

 

I liked dipping french fries in mayonnaise. My wife outlawed that practice for me.

 

I do it from time to time. Duke’s only, of course.

 

I wonder if coaches like Kelly, Ferentz, Gundy, etc., always acted this way but their players were afraid to speak up, for fear of the consequences, but they aren't as afraid now since they have some cover.

 

The allegations against Ferentz and Gundy go back years and years. (Nothing specific about Kelly at this point, so can't say there.)

This is the first time in history anyone has even pretended to care what college athletes think about things like this. They would have run into enormous problems coming forward before.

 

This Infection's Gonna End Real Slowly

 

Yes I'm surprised about Kelly. His UO players seemed to like him. His NFL players, not so much, but NFL players are much less likely to like control freaks.

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out that Dabo held a COVID party to make sure everyone got it now so the team would be clear by September.

 

This
Is
Gonna
End
Real
Soon

Or not.
This thing is not done yet. No matter how many people pile into an arena in Tulsa.