President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Remember when
---NPR tweeted out the Declaration of Independence and Trumpists flipped out because they belied the "tyrant" was their hero?
---Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David?
---Trump said the FBI couldn't capture the Parkland school shooter because it was too focused on the Russia investigation?
---Trump tweeted this photo, supposedly showing him writing his inauguration speech with a Sharpie?

--Trump's babbling about Alabama in a hurricane led to Sharpiegate?
--Trump routinely destroyed government documents that should lawfully be preserved?
-- At the Helsinki Summit, Trump said "President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial"?
--Nine days later he tweeted "I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that no President has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats.”?
---The UN bust out laughing when Trump declared "In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.”?
--Trump claimed a dead congressman was in hell...and also mocked his widow?
--It was revealed Trump employed undocumented workers for years?
--Trump denied ever saying Mexico would pay for the wall?

 

The wolf was not at the door until I opened the window blinds to see it.

Close the blinds and it won’t be there.

 

Vote was 7-2

 

Gonna need to board up the windows to protect myself from this tweetstorm

 

I was going to write “LAW & ORDER!“, glanced at Twitter, and realized mine was not a unique response.

 

Both cases sent back to lower courts. Trump doesn’t have to release taxes until after the election. Trump wins.

 

Exactly.

#TheCoupHasAlreadyHappened.

You with me now, @Michael_ Gee?

 

So which is it? He has to release the taxes and he's fucked or the cases were sent back to lower courts. Both sides seem to be claiming a victory.