President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Seriously. And using Rush’s Tom Sawyer is worth bonus points.

 

A couple of strokes of a Sharpie can fix this.

 

I double-dog dare someone to try and prove me wrong.

 

I wish this site had a “holy shit this is a fantastic, all-timer post” button.

 

haha, I was going to post that I only got half way through it so far and please, no spoilers.

 

Spoiler: At the end of the play, Burr and Hamilton get into

a duel and Burr totally shoots Hamilton in a duel. Did NOT see that ending coming!

 

What they also fail to see is that there's a whole shitload of bad bad shit which is going to be sliding down the shitpipe for the next several years, and guess what?

It's all Trump's fault!!!

All the fucking morons who attached their mouths to his crotch the last four years are going to have a lot of explaining to do.

Hundreds. Of. Thousands. Dead.
Millions. Ruined. Economically.

And it's all the fault of the fat fascist fuck and the cowards who bent over for him.

And if the Democrats don't pound that drum till it bursts into flames, they ought to be flogged too.

 

The Breakfast of Trumpions

 

On occasion I wish Twitchy and Tammy Duckworth would get into.

Twitchy can't aim because he's Twitchy. Females are much better markswomen which is why what few collegiate rifle teams exist today are topped by them.

 

Fine. Just make sure you sit downwind.

 

Dealmaker! No wonder he bankrupted three casinos. Buy high, sell low.

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