President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

One day the president did rail,
"I'll buy Greenland. I hear it's for sale."
But he schemed and he lied,
While the citizens died.
In the end he was hauled off to jail.

 

The Senate, get the Senate

 

I know it isn't surprising, but the gall of these people

 

The large sums the Lincoln Project has raised are the tipoff that rich people, the Republicans' natural constituency, are very far from united in support of Trump. I'm not kidding myself it's for moral or ethical reasons, these are the wealthy who have the wit to know Trump's bad for business.

 

How we got here in three acts

 

Does this mean Karens are going to start wearing masks? Trumpists are going to have to pick between their freedumb and their klan leader.

 

C'mon, give the virus a chance!

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Biden loses because Trump wore a mask that he spent the last two-plus months throwing a tantrum about wearing? Jesus these people are delusional.

 

I'm sorry, I can't drink that much in a 30-minute span.

 

If the Trump cult starts wearing masks, great! Better for the rest of us. But you know he did so only because the Walter Reed doctors told him he wasn't getting in without it. Maybe they have copies of his cognitive test. He'll act out his spite some way.

 

Every time the remaining republicans complain about something Biden does, the answer should just be “well, trump”