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A raging pandemic. Tens of thousands of casualties. A maniac leading hordes of zombie worshipers.

DON OF THE DEAD

It's terrifying. Because it's true.

 

You have to understand, that just like their opinion on masks - they'd dump Trump and flip to the next thing Fox tells them to without a pause. Having certainty about something that is totally false is better than uncertainty (then conservatives might start thinking for themselves).

 

Well your pal TV and Ivanka have never been seen in a room together...

 

And by "people" I'm guessing that would be Eric and Barron.

 

As somebody who was laid off due to the pandemic, I'd love to do that. But since those a-holes bungled the response to the disease, that isn't possible.

 

Learn to code.

 

I'm reminded of the scene in "Rocky Balboa" when Rocky complained he was seeing three images of Mason Dixon and Paulie says "Hit the one in the middle."

 

That settles it! What's for lunch?

 

Four years ago I finished a second round of University and left newspapers, having learned to code.

Cost me about $25,000. I now make double what I did in my very best year at a newspaper.

So "Learn to code" really isn't that terrible a piece of guidance.

 

Friend of my wife's --- a former nurse --- took courses to be certified as an Ultrasound tech. Health care, booming industry, what could go wrong?

$30,000 and five years later, can't find a job in that to save her life.