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Florida man says passenger performed sex acts while he drove

Deputies say Rhonda Koppenhoefer had beer bottle between her legs, crack by feet

 

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You see, officer, I was just driving and next thing I knew, the cocaine just blew right in!

Florida man driving with beer in hand blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car

 

He tried to race another driver on the Courtney Campbell. He didn’t realize it was a cop.

 

I'm guessing he filled his squirt gun with his ... squirt gun?

 

Don't know how tall she is, but guessing she's not ... two feet.

 

Are they sure it wasn't a ... crotchodile?

 

"Should I call the cops?"
"Nah, it's too good!"

Yeah that logic follows for Florida. Watching the cops deal with a dude hanging off the hood of a semi would be comedic gold.