College football 2020 offseason thread

Just talked with the niece in Gainesville tonight. The marching band is taking bets on the day when they get told to all go home because in-person classes are canceled. I'm guessing the week after Labor Day.

 

As soon as they pass the date where dorm and meal plans are no longer refundable.

 

If Gus thought they had a real chance at a natty, he would've had a corona party in June like Dabo did.

 

The students on the top two floors of a dorm at the local U have been told to not leave their rooms for four days, and the students on the other floors of that dorm have been told not to visit the top two floors.

 

They punted on 3rd/32 after losing 12 yards on first down and 10 more on second. They decided not to run the always stunningly unexpected draw play on 3rd/32 for the usual rousing gain of four yards.

 

This seems....extreme. (My first thought: what if there's a tornado?)

 

Seen on highway signs in SEC country this morning:

 

Remember, if any players get sick or die, Trump accepts no responsibility at all


Donald Trump: Meeting with Big Ten about starting football 'productive'

 

Then the drinking will really kick into gear. Years ago, I was with a bunch who thought they could put a dent into an ABC store.

After stopping by their part of the hotel in Jacksonville Beach, some of that bunch felt like lightweight amateurs by comparison.

 

One of my greatest drunks came the night before the Florida Georgia game at a hospitality party at the Ramada Inn in Jacksonville
Myself and a couple other sportswriters were requesting “Feelings” from the Bill Murray-style lounge singer and singing it loudly with him several times