NBC's True Story

What’s a jumpshot asshole? Like John Starks?

 

That is a hoot!

 

Apparently AP did not think so. I bet the Brands brothers would've enjoyed it.

 

I just wanted to make him cry...

 

Are you interested in provably and demonstrably true stories?

What about one involving a woman in a book store and an oiled up back door?

Do you know the story of fnord?

 

It's when you jump off the ground when you shoot, moron.

 

Every time I interact with an AP person I, out of habit, start impatiently tapping a pencil on my knee and the finger I used to hit refresh on the wire service every three seconds waiting for that second write-thru starts itching.

 

There was a wacky football coach who used to make his tight ends stand up. People said he was crazy, but 20 7-4 seasons proved them wrong!

I guess you are searching for a story line that never made the gamer? If you really want something like this, find a veteran coach or official and just talk to them or search newspaper archives.

 

This guy has a true story:

 

He acts like he's a 20-something-year-old incel.

Do they come with instructions?

 

Did Luke leave? I cry... I cry...

I guess I could say hi to people I've missed and go see what the Tangerine Shitgibbon is up to these days.

 

As long you don't cross my path, though I guess you could wear something black and electric blue and support what's left of the roster and such in Charlotte ...