2019-2020 NHL season thread

Lol. It was a joke.

And how are Maroon and Simmer not similar? Is this a serious question? I feel like this is the dumbest question I’ve been asked on here. And I argued with Devil 93 plenty.

 

Ah, still joking, eh? You too funny. Binky is Canadian, thought you’d like her.

 

Yes, I really give a flying fuck where she’s from.

What makes him a goon again?

 

He’s the one who is sent out to fight when a fight is required. Doc just said it a minute ago. Maroon skating around looking for someone to mix it up with.

 

Lol. You need to look up what a goon is.

 

No I don't. Maybe Canadian goons are different that American goons. Maroon is American. Simmer, not a goon.

 

Lol. Hockey DB is your friend.
You’d think a ducks fanboy would actually know what a goon is.

That noted goon has cracked a 100 PIMs one time in his career in the NHL, getting a whole 101. What a fucking goon.

 

Come on, they made a movie and everything.

 

I first met her when she was the host for Niagara IceDogs games on community TV. Went from asking me to confirm pronunciations of our European players to getting a lap dance from Gronk at the Super Bowl. And she does look like a duck.

 

Just in case you didn't think Tom Dundon was a turd floating in Chernobyl ooze:

 

Don't differ at all about the depiction of Forslund's fate with the Hurricanes. Cruel, unkind, unfeeling, undeserved.

Differ considerably in the laudatory depiction of his performance. I'm not well-steeped in NHL play-by-play announcers, but when I can immediately think of two I prefer over Forslund - and I've listened carefully to a mere handful - I think the reporter doth protest too much.

 

Was that noted goon Charlie Sim... I mean Patrick Maroon on the ice in overtime, on a power play no less, assisting on the game winning goal?