President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

F that guy, doesn't he have a Proud Boys meeting?

 

Or at least a few boys to bugger.

 

the video was also edited to take out a cough from Trump. But sure, one take.

 

Is this permission to let Biden to start running negative ads again? Lots of new material over the last seven days.

 

WASHINGTON -- April 15, 1865 -- In a news conference held across the street from Ford's Theatre, Abraham Lincoln's personal physician has declared the President's condition "stabilized" in the hours since Mr. Lincoln and his wife hurriedly left last night's performance during the third act of "Our American Cousin" and checked into a small dwelling on 10th Street N.W.

"The President is in no need of additional oxygen at this point in time and his vital signs are unchanged," Surgeon General Joseph K. Barnes said to reporters anxious for news about Lincoln's complaint of pain directly behind his left ear. "We see no reason to be overly concerned, since he shows no signs of a fever. We believe he will maintain his current condition for some time to come."

According to Barnes, Mr. Lincoln wished to convey to his followers that War Secretary Edwin Stanton intended to make an address that "he now belongs to the ages," but confirmation of the specific wording would have to wait for Vice President Andrew Johnson to arrive and take an oath swearing to that.

Mrs. Lincoln was not available for comment but her aide said she appeared to taking things well, considering the circumstances. In fact, she had an appointment with several dressmakers to pick out a new, black-themed wardrobe for Mr. Lincoln's next few scheduled events, including a trip to their hometown of Springfield.

EDIT: While I was writing this, I had no idea there was a Lincoln deathbed photo thread under way. Complete coincidence. And creepy.

 

Grassley as our president would be truly horrifying. Like several floors below bizarro world.

 

My gawd, Republicans are fucking lunatics.

 

Apparently Melania kicked Trump out of the WH for giving Hope Hicks the disease. Walker Reed is a cover story because Trump has no friends who would take him in

 

I'm hearing that one around here today from the local crackpots. Pelosi ordered the spread of the virus in order to take over as President, but somehow Pence avoided it.

 

As fun as that might sound, he would just fly off to one of his hotels.

 

is it possible jason whitlock is the most accomplished sportswriter in america