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Is the hearse there?

 

Each state is regulating InterState travel differently. That’s why we have a federal government to regulate interstate commerce. It’s in the fucking Constitution. Die already Don.

 

After being entombed on Friday, the sun rose on the third day and two women approached the burial site to mourn. But as they approached, the some was rolled away and ArchTrumpist Kayleigh was there and said, "lo be not afraid for I bring you good news! The best news! Our Dear Leader is not here. He is risen! Yay listen not to Fake News CNN or the failing New York Times for Trump walks the Earth again!"

"It exercises all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and it makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound had been healed. ...14 and by the signs that it is allowed to perform on behalf of the beast, it deceives the inhabitants of earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that had been wounded by the sword and yet lived;"

 

Arm yourselves.

 

But, but ... TINMHITTMAL!!!

 

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.



Hopefully he gets banned from Buc-ees, too.

 

The best people ...

 

Of course.

 

44 years old? God, being a redneck simpleton must age you prematurely. I’m the same age as that guy and I don’t look that old. He looks ready for social security.

 

Also done with Trump: The olds.

 

Quietly shot over the past four months, the documentary explores that from July 15 to August 31, the American death toll from COVID-19 was at an average of 1,000 per day, double the number of lives lost on 9/11 every week.