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Trump's death from coronavirus would be A1 funny.

Not because I'm rooting for it.

But it would be cream of the fucking crop funny, because because.

 

What a dummass, said William Henry Harrison when reached from Heaven.

 

He LOOKS mostly fine.

Unless it's a body double. How many of those has he commissioned?

 

This televised victory lap is also right out of the Kim Jong-un playbook.

Pretty sure that if Trump wishes he could be anyone, it would be KJ-un.

 

I'm starting to believe we're getting hoaxed here. I wouldn't put anything past the President trying to prey on sympathy (or empathy) as a last resort, fourth-and-long tactic.

How convenient that he suddenly appears fine and dandy on a Sunday night after a miraculous 36-hour recovery, just in time to reassure the stock market that he's still Numero Uno -- and his supporters can say, "Trump even beat COVID-19!"

We have no actual data proving either way, do we?

Here's an interesting take from two doctors. James Phillips actually works at Walter Reed:

 

I got to wonder if that SUV he was in even had the correct security protocols. The presidential limousine is a fortress.

 

Body double in the SUV.

 

Excellent point. What's up with that? I thought POTUS, when traveling on the ground, had to travel in The Beast. Guess not.

 

Nothing says mother-daughter bonding like time in quarantine.