President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

That’s the worst photoshop job I’ve ever seen.

 

Just got back from sending off my ballot. Could literally walk to the drop off place. Fuck the GOP for making voting so hard in other states. There's no reason for it.

 

You try teaching a goat to cook, clean and be the IT guy?

 

Your hands look oddly unequal. Are you OK?

 

I’m sure there’s something in Sister Amy Covid’s Bible about fucking the opposition.

 

I have a very feminine right hand. Great conversation starter in the bars.

 

Mrs. W and I walked and dropped her’s off today. In the 10 minutes we were there talking to some friends who had just done the same there must have been 20 people putting their ballots in the secure box.

 

Also, your arms are misplaced. Must be tough on the crossover dribble.

 

I think I can say with 100 percent certainty that never happened.

 

You should have seen me pitch in high school. My screwball was sick.

 

Sensible.

 

COVID-positive senators are so craven that they’re willing to endanger their colleagues’ lives to ram through (something Lady G might know about) this nomination.

A couple years ago I told a friend that if Kavanaugh was confirmed, the Rs would lose every swing state for the next generation. I hope that prediction comes true.