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I was helping plan a cookout one time. I said we should plan on 100 people. Another guys says then we need to lay in 200 hamburgers and 75 hotdogs. I reiterated to make myself clear, "I said ONE hundred people." He said, "Yeah, that's why we only need 75 hotdogs. Most folks will want two hamburgers and a hotdog, but maybe not everybody."
I pretty must lost my shit in some rant about people not needing to eat that much. We weren't talking Krystal's, either.

 

Adult Film Stars Speak Out on How Amy Coney Barrett Could Be 'Catastrophic' for Porn Industry

The Republicans are coming for your porn!

 

'Black lives matter': Navy SEAL who oversaw bin Laden raid says he voted for Joe Biden

 

FatFuck on Fox & Friends
Complaining about the media crucifying Junior while ignoring Hunter Biden
We’ve got to get the attorney general to act He’s got to act and act fast
Democrats want to take away your oil, your guns and your God
It’s the American Dream vs. a socialist hellhole
Plus general bitching about Kristen Welker and Savannah Guthrie, but he says he’s doing the debate
I’m the one who got Big Ten and PAC-1o football back
That was all me. People should realize that
Fauci. He’s a nice guy but he’s a Democrat. Not a team player. Really good friends with the Cuomo family. Reporters think he doesn’t like me but I like him

 

In Kentucky we call that “brunch,” my friend!

I hope your cookout was enjoyable.

 

John fucking Ratcliffe is doing the job he was selected to do: DNI says laptop not part of Russian misinformation campaign.

What does it feel like, I wonder, to chuck everything at the altar of Trump? Your honor, your integrity, your beliefs, your future?

 

So, Chris Wallace was biased for Biden, the debate commission is biased for Biden, Savannah Guthrie and George S. are biased for Biden and Kristen Welker is biased for Biden. As Elmore Leonard wrote — if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

 

Speaking of Epic FATUS Failures, where are all the Keep America Great signs?

Fucko couldn't even follow through on updating his campaign slogan this time around.

 

Bill McRaven is great.

 

Ratcliffe is exactly the kind of low-level stooge who rises to the top in a would-be autocracy.

He is sort of our Thomas Cromwell, with none of the statesmanship.

 

Trade wars are easy to...oh wait

 

YOU'RE BIASED FOR BIDEN!!!1!1!!!!