NFL Week 7: Generic QB number, generic thread title, generic team name

First I’ve really seen of the Bears this season. How is this team 5-1?

 

My bad. I was a big Guido Merkens fan back in the day.

 

Smoke, meet Mirrors.

 

DEE-fense!

Playing the Falcons, Lions and Giants didn’t hurt, either.

 

The entire NFC East seems to be Tanking for Trevor. Unfortunately, one of these teams will win the division and be no higher than No. 19 in the draft.

 

I think that Levy, Griese and Riddick had a lot of perceptive things to say. I think ESPN has finally filled the hole left by Gruden leaving.

 

That Bears O is horrible; that was a “one yard cloud of dust attack.”

 

Bears fans bitch about how they could win it all if they had a decent offense to go with this defense. They don't realize the *reason* this team has a great defense is because they overinvest resources into it every offseason while ignoring the parts of the offense that need long-term work. Which is a stupid-ass thing to do in a league where defense matters less every year.

 

I was going to games in the Superdome when he was with the Saints alongside Morten Andersen.

 

What would the Giants get if they traded Daniel Jones? A seventh-round pick and a Dan Fogelberg 8-track tape?

 

More than Dwayne Haskins would get for the Redskins.

 

An all time stupid headline from the Athletic:

Inside View: Washington’s offense much improved against Cowboys

Every offense improves against the Cowboys