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If the total gets to 150 million voters Trump can’t win

 

Always a tweet!

 

I don't have any idea. I just know the real way to get to him would be to tear his name off something he likes to brag about.

 

I feel sorry for the person who has to draft Biden's speech coming up with words about Trump "He did his best?" "He loves this country as much as anyone?" I don't know.

 

I was referring to them still touting Dixville Notch as the first vote in the nation. That was the joke, see?

 

The Democrats from Biden on down need to be the sorest fucking winners of all time.

Say the right things about drawing the country together, etc etc etc, but keep on absolutely hammering the message: Everything is fucking Fatfuck's fault. Everything.
WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY AT ALL.

 

Well, they’re fake toughs, for one.

For two, group riots generally - not always, not always! - come from the left. The right tends to give us killers like McVeigh.

 

I don’t care about that
Just the huge number of early voters

 

As long as someone does it. Wouldn't want to tempt the Wrath of the Whatever From High Atop the Thing.

 

Dixville Notch, NH, which sounds very much like the setting of a porn movie, has to be high on the list of tiny towns with occasional, highly temporary but repeating claims to fame. Even higher than the place in Pennsylvania with the rodent who sees or does not see his shadow every year. At least Phil manages to get attention every year. Dixville Notch is known only one night every four years.

 

The only reference Biden should make to Fatfuck should be, "he will be expected to adhere to the law."

Don't waste any breath or pixels on fake happy talk bullshit.

 

That's why they call you Mr. Fun.