President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Steve Perry is rock royalty. The rest of Journey sucks ass.

 

Having to search for my ball is the only reason I don’t play more golf. I hate it. I hate it so much. Technology should’ve solved this by now.

I switched membership from one course to another one year because of how tough the rough made finding balls that were just feet away from the fairway.

 

I try not to post unoriginal stuff here, but I make up for that by stealing any SJ.com wit and reposting elsewhere in an attempt up my Internet street cred.

My mom still says I am a very bright boy.

 

Matt Gaetz, what a fucking tool

 

I really think it's a ploy by the golf ball manufacturers. Sort of like planned obsolescence in little white pellet form. The newer they are, the farther they go into places where I can't find them. Or immediately ricochet off a cart path.

 

Fart, isn’t that a little harsh? Neal Schon is OK.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...mp-is-too-incompetent-properly-organize-coup/

I have never been more grateful for President Trump’s incompetence. He can’t even organize a coup d’état properly.

 

Neal Schon can play.

Remember when he hooked up with the wife who snuck into events with her then husband? A dinner at the Clinton White house maybe?

 

Let's not start talkin' shit about Journey.

 

Who's Crying Now?

 

I'm sorry. I am in a foul mood this morning. I want this thing called before I return to work.

Full disclosure, I once sang this to a baby every morning during bottle feeding. Perry really is like a songbird with the crazy vocal range.

 

Jonathan Cain looks like he's had some work done.

Also, could show a movie on that forehead.