President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I don’t know what I’m going to do now. I mean, how are we supposed to react to a President and First Lady who act like they genuinely love each other? And we’ve never even seen nude photos of her. We have no idea if her tits are real or fake. It’s just so much to digest..........

 

Someone called and started describing the Hamburgaler as being suspicious.

 

The Seagram’s 7 Crown whiskey that I last drank on Election Night 2016 is going down quite easily right now.

 

Videos of reporters leaving the Four Seasons press conference before it starts because they just got word that the race had been called for Biden

Like for real this entire incident is the funniest political thing I have ever seen happened. This is way more embarrassing for Giuliani than anything that happened in the borat moving. It's such a total and complete self-beclowning.

 

The fact that this tweet exists alone...

 

Bottle of bubbly from Mendocino County filled with blue berries drunk while on Zoom with the fam

 

As much as he shovels, a landscaping business is a perfect setting.

 

I want a Four Seasons Total Landscaping t-shirt.

 

Full circle

 

OH YEAH? I’LL DO YA BETTER THAN THAT.

 

I can't wait until we can someday read about the vein-popping shouting matches that must have preceded and followed this event. I talked to some people who ignored the news because they initially thought the whole thing was badly-done satire and then later said, wait, that was real? Just the cherry on top of an amazing day.