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He's firing him now because the rumors out there were that Esper was resigning.

 

Guess he won't make the reference sheet, then.

 

Anyone else a little terrified about how this is going to play out?

I'm sure Trump leaves the White House for good Jan. 20, but man, he seems intent on wrecking everything before he goes. I thought some of the pre-election stories about this were a little overblown, but man, here we are.

 

For Fatfuck, incompetence and wrongdoing are job qualifications

 

Let's see how nerdy but great video game references play out here:

 

Donald Trump, 2011, on President Obama's birth certificate: "I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding."

Donald Trump, 2020:



You're the boy who cried wolf, Donny. Move along now.

 

FF VI (III in the US for the SNES) was a great game. For equally high nerd points, you could have also mentioned that Espers were an obscure Star Trek thing as well (in the TOS second pilot “Where No Man Has Gone Before”).

 

Trump’s crack legal team Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe are on the case:

 

He has only a few moves and when you know what they are, it’s comical and pathetic. Most people don’t pay attention so it seems like a big deal.

 

A question you can trigger your insane conspiracy-theory-spouting friends with: What happened to “Q”?

The President claims the election has been stolen from him! All major media outlets have projected the contest for Joe Biden! Now seems like the perfect time for the “Q” behind the QAnon conspiracy theory — a supposed government insider feeding gibberish to a huge internet audience — to speak out.

But, alas, Q is nowhere to be found: The anonymous message board guru’s last post was nearly a week ago, hours before polls opened on Nov. 3. Q quoted the closing line from Abraham Lincoln’s “Gettysburg Address” and posted, of all things, a link to the soundtrack from the film “The Last Of The Mohicans.”

The anonymous poster, who claims to hold a high-level security clearance, has for years preached the gospel that a cabal of pedophiles in the “Deep State,” Democratic Party, Hollywood and elsewhere are secretly controlling the world. Donald Trump, Q has told believers, is leading a behind-the-scenes struggle to arrest and punish these sickos.

If ever was a time for an update, now would be it. And yet, nothing.​

The 'Q' Behind QAnon Is Conveniently Silent As Followers Suffer Through Election Results

 

My hypothesis is that some members of the Cabinet have been talking on the downlow about a 25th Amendment move if Trump goes insane and refuses to accept a clear loss.