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Kayleigh McEnany Spreads Election Conspiracies on Fox News

 

Good point. At the end, I think the popular vote margin will approach 7-8 million, but those states were all really close.

 

Already posted
Sorry

 

Why go halfway? Go full dump.

 

“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?”
“Operator, I’d like to report a felony-level apostrophail.”

 

#thesparklingauthoritariantakeoverhasalreadyhappened

 

This just helps inform you whose updates you need to mute.

 

I'm touched that they included a nod to the adult bookstore in the restaurant name

 

Guess who supported who in the election:

WHITE BEAR LAKE, Minn. — A Lino Lakes man is accused of attacking an elderly couple over a political sign, and then trying to assault a police officer who was attempting to take him into custody.

Prosecutors in Ramsey County have charged 50-year-old Mark Anthony Ulsaker with second-degree assault, threats of violence, and assault on a peace officer in connection with the Nov. 8 incident, which took place in White Bear Lake.

Oh, he was just kidding with the driving the truck thing, I'm sure:

Witnesses told the responding officers that a man with a stocky build and a bald head walked up behind the couple, ages 80 and 78, and swung the club at their heads. After the club broke the assailant reportedly punched the elderly man in the head, then retreated to his pickup in a nearby drugstore parking lot. Witnesses say he then drove the truck over the curb and towards the woman, but did not hit her. He then fled the scene.

Man charged with attacking elderly couple over politics | kare11.com

 

If you're Zod etc., as much as it sucks being trapped in that, aren't you at least a little happy that you're not on a planet that is getting blown up?

 

"Can you describe him?"

"He was funny looking.'

"Can you be more specific?"

"Nah, he was just funny looking. Go Bears!"