President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'm monitoring the Mich. Board of Canvassers. Two R's, two D's. It appears that Vice Chairman Van Langefelt, (R), is not tilting for Trump. He just slapped down a push to delay certification in order to look at an audit of the Wayne Co. vote from a guy who appeared to be a lawyer (sorry, I didn't retain who he was) who was quoting law and basically saying that they were only required under the law to deliver their certification by forty days after the election, that there was plenty of time to review and audit the vote, and Langefelt slapped him down, essentially saying that wasn't how he read the law.

The other one, Schinkle, is full in the bag for Trump. He's now claiming to the Detroit City Clerk that people (I assume poll watchers) who asked at the counting tables who was a Republican found that there weren't any, etc.

 

Tweet update from Jenna Ellis expected shortly ...

 

Yes Jerry, I know them both!

Sarah called me one night to tell me about all of the improvements at Dero Downing. She wanted me to join the alumni association. They consisted of a list of fast food kiosks installed by Mariott. I told her twice that even though I was technically an alumnus, I was attending graduate school there and had just walked through Downing earlier that day. She babbled on and over me. I tried a third time and asked her if she remembered me accidentally slapping her in the back of the head with my excavation kit bag.

"Rilly?" she chirped.

"Yah!" I said. "Sorry I knocked your chalupa to the floor."

"That was you?" She asked.

I gently placed the receiver back on the cradle and went back to plotting the downfall of western civilisation.

Emily was in my first physics lab. The math made her cry. She was such a whiny bitch.

 

That is a hoot!

 

Don't ever change, Jerry!

 

The elevation of Jenna Ellis reminds me of that year Daniel Snyder fired Norv Turner with about three games left and offered the job to Pleistocene-era Pepper Rodgers.

And he wouldn't even take the job so they handed it off to Terry Robiskie, who had last been seen calling plays for the Art Shell Raiders.

Rudy hadn't even tried a case in 30 years. I'd be sweating bullets too.

 

I’m beginning to think that Gary might be a sort of doofus character on SJ.com, similar to Gary Gergich on “Parks & Rec.”

 

Larry adds seasoning to the chili.

 

Been up about an hour so far:



Screenshot for when it is inevitably deleted:

 

Or stank to the hamper, depending on your palate.

 

The GOP can't deliver anything but tax cuts - a quick a decisive victory in Iraq? Repeal and replace of Obamacare? Mexico paying for the wall? A trade war win? The stuff that gets the base lathered up always somehow gets lost in the shuffle - tax cuts and judges that protect corporate interests? No problem.