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It’s by Andy Borowitz, an alleged comedian, so it’s satire.

 

Per deposed tinpot dictators: There's never a gas station around when you really need one.

 

Fair point. I should have given him credit for that as I pointed out his hypocritical whining.

 

"Larry, the election's over. You're not gonna be mayor after January 20th. Now release the transition money and your maritime files so the incoming administration will have everything it needs to handle the shark problem."

 

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I have an honest question for you- do you think student loan debt will be retired in this administration?

 

Wait -- how about the port-cochere at the Wyndham?

 

Now here are some close elections. In New York's 22nd Congressional district, the unofficial result has the Democrat leading the Republican by 12 votes. In Iowa's 2nd district, where there's some confusion about how many votes are outstanding but not many, either the Republican leads the Democrat by three or the Democrat leads by one (!!!). That's out of over 300,000 votes in each race. Nobody's hollering fraud, but of course there will be litigation because simple counting error is likely gonna affect both totals.
PS: 3 Octave, Schumer said today he and Warren would present Biden with a plan for retiring a significant amount of student debt if not total. It's very unlikely the leading Senate Democrat would go public with that if Biden wasn't already on board.

 

Snowflake news

 

Michael- I don't see it happening in actuality. They want to govern from the center-left and the slackjaws will start crying about their debt not being retired.

 

FTFY

 

My niece spent time as a third shift ER nurse in Jacksonville, Fla.