NFL Week 12 thread -- As sweet as a Kolber kiss

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Please. "If the Football Team wins." It's much funnier when you say it like that.

 

Hopefully Jimmy is already in the air and has the first tee time at Cypress tomorrow.

 

Do you think the HOFers don’t know Thomas played QB at VA Tech?

 

Fuck... I honestly didn’t mean to get the “name” wrong.

 

I woke up from my nap to watch this. My wife asked if the Redskins (Washington, fuck me) are good, and I said it’s complicated.

She’s watching the game with me, and I told her they are playing for first place. She questions their record, and I say it’s complicated.

Then I tell her to google Alex Smith, and she’s invested.

 

There was serious talk during the 0-16 season of the Lions ceding the Thanksgiving spot.

Patricia might be the worst gameday coach of all the Belichick disciples who flamed out.

 

I don’t know if Patricia is as bad as Mornhinweg or Marinelli but he lives in their neighborhood

 

Same holds true for the Cowboys.

 

Jake-

Morninwheg came with a good resume. Had helped made chicken salad from chicken shit in Philadelphia.

Marinelli inherited one of the worst DVOA defenses in the history of the league.

Patricia inherited playoff teams. Maybe not good enough to advance but he's also proved Caldwell can coach.

 

Kellen Moore just fired himself as Dallas OC.

 

It was a kind of baffling call on 4th-and-short, when you have Zeke.