Colonoscopy Playlist

So, on Tuesday, I get my introduction into geezerdom with my first ever post-50 colonoscopy. I’ve decided gallows humor is the best way to deal with it, including writing “Photos: $1 Each” on my ne cheek and “Please Swipe Credit Card” on the other.

But it’s not enough. I need a colonoscopy soundtrack. Who better to turn to for dark humor than my friends on SJ.com for playlist suggestions for the event?

Only ones I’ve come up with so far are:
• Da Butt, Experience Unlimited
• Don’t it Make My Brown Eyes Blue, Crystal Gayle

What say you, SJers?

 

Moon River

 

Had this done earlier this year. It’s not that bad. Drugs are cool.

 

Drugs...

 

You’re going to be awake for it? I had the endoscopy/colonoscopy daily double a year or so ago, and I was out for the whole thing. Maybe that’s because of the former, though.

At least they said I had the endoscopy first.

 

I’m ASSuming I’ll be out. The playlist is for the wait beforehand. BUTt, I may be wrong. In any case, I’m probably blowing this wHOLE thing outta proportion.

 

"The End," by the Doors.

"Bad Moon Risin," CCR.

"Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrow
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' up my rear end."

 

Skynyrd - That Smell

 

Had my first one a couple of years ago. They put me under, but I woke up before it was over. Looked up and saw a huge high-def video screen of my colon.

I asked the doctor if I was supposed to be awake for this, and he gave me the most dismissive sigh and said, "You're fine." I could practically hear his eye roll.

Unfortunately, I also was awake and could feel him scrape out a polyp. Felt like he scooped it out with a rusty spoon.