Colonoscopy Playlist

That's a lot of lube.

 

Poor prep.

 

I don't know why I didn't think of this song before.

 

Sweet!

 

BTW, they were NOT amused by my ass messages. I guess if you spend your day looking at brown-eyes and avoiding ass matter, you’re generally not in the mood for the Shecky shtick.

 

What you do, write exit only? Cheeky.

 

“Photos: $1 Each” on one cheek.
“Please Slide Credit Card” on the other.

 

This board is the shit man.

 

When my PSA doubled, my doctor sent me to a urologist for further examination. The prep isn't as involved as for the colonoscopy, but he does put you under. However, I was still alert enough to remember the sound of the machine that takes the samples from your prostate: almost like a staple gun. I asked the doctor when I came to if I mentioned that out loud, and he just grinned.

I'm interested if @Neutral Corner has been privy to some odd conversations, because some people are able to respond to commands while zonked.

Plus, it's pretty freaky for the next few weeks when blood comes out of places you never expect.