President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

As a fart historian who wrote his master's thesis on Chaucer's pioneering use of scat humor, I want to call your attention to two important developments from the Trump Administration.
In one case we have flatulence that went unclaimed by competing parties Eric Swalwell and former television personality Chris Matthews.
In the other we see a perfect summation of the public statements issued forth by Rudolph W. "Rudy" Giuliani.
We plan to have a national workshop on the subject when the pandemic abates.

 

He also didn’t appear on the Brady bunch. Or was that Bobby Sherman?

 

Unforgivable

 

Davy Jones

 

With just a smidge of Jeff Session thrown in.

 

Stay at home order not looking so bad anymore, is it, boomers?

 

He stumbled into Peach State just like a human sow
Visions of MAGA hats in his head
Excuses for everyone
It's in the whites of his eyes
You shouldn't mess with him
He'll ruin everything you are
You know, he'll give you television
He'll give you eyes of blue
He'll give you men who want to rule the world
And when he gets excited
His little Slovenian girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
She says, sh-sh-shhh
She says, sh-sh-shhh

 

My little MAGA girl ...

 

Now they're just fucking with our heads with the erectile dysfunction shit.

 

Pfft. Those old guys with no lead in the pencil were on the little blue pill long before Covid,

Just ask The Villages.

 

I will cut you