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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    On the afternoon of Jan. 20, Biden should issue Hunter an unconditional pardon "for any crimes for which he may have been indicted between Jan. 20, 2017 and Jan. 19, 2021."
     
    Starman, Dec 9, 2020
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  2. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    You can't make this up.

    Wait, yes you can!

     
    goalmouth, Dec 9, 2020
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  3. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    This tells me two things:
    1) Trump's running in 2024.
    2) He's still got something on Lady G. A lot of something.
     
    tapintoamerica, Dec 9, 2020
    #209871
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Stacey Abrams is smarter than the entire Georgia Republican Party. So says Sodomy Graham
     
    heyabbott, Dec 9, 2020
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  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Good call.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 9, 2020
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  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Dead boy?
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 9, 2020
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  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

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    "Okay, at 10 pm on election night the utter month, who said President Trump had a 97 percent chance of winning re-election?"

    "Da Bookies."
     
    garrow, Dec 9, 2020
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  8. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    With every state certified, we can update:

    Incumbents running and losing:

    2020: Trump 46.9% (306-232 EC)
    1992: Bush 37.4%. Third-party Ross Perot got 18.9%. (370-168 EC)
    1980: Carter 41%. Third-party John Anderson got 6.6%. (489-49 EC)
    1976 (doesn't really count): Ford 48%. (297-240 EC)
    1932: Hoover, 39.7%. (472-59 EC)
    1912: Taft, 23.2%. Teddy Roosevelt was second at 27.4% and Eugene Debs got 6% (435-88-8 EC)
    1892: Harrison, 43%. James Weaver got 8.5% (277-145-22 EC)
    1888: Cleveland, 48.6% (233-168 EC); actually won the popular vote
    1868: Johnson lost the nomination
    1856: Pierce didn't get the nomination
    1840: Van Buren, 46.8% (234-60 EC)
    1828: Quincy Adams, 43.6% (178-83 EC)
    1800: Adams, 38.6%. (73-65 EC)
     
    MileHigh, Dec 9, 2020
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  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Gotta rip out every square inch of fabric and upholstery. Historical furniture must be medically disinfected. Be sure and have cameras on hand to document the toilets being ripped out and doused with bleach before being trashed.

    Biden should wait a month to take actual occupancy of the WH and announce publicly it is "to prevent the spread of disease and parasites, including sexually transmitted conditions," as well as to "remove repugnant odors from the residence and work areas."
     
    Starman, Dec 9, 2020
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  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Need to shoot the mattresses into space. Change the toilet seats.
     
    heyabbott, Dec 9, 2020
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  11. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

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    "I called Governor Reagan in California and I told him f*ck you racist! I am not conceding to your Hair Club For Men looking ass. That's right, you heard me. How did he win California and New York? Supposed to be liberal right? I'm not buying it. Not buying it at all. How could I lose to old Mr. "Trees Cause More Air Pollution Than Cars?" Cronkite and those bastards might forget you campaigned with Strom F*cking Thurmond, but I won't. Ok? I won by a lot. Won all the swing states. Legal votes. Bad things happening all across the country. Corrupt GOP. Before I became governor, I was a state senator and a naval officer. What did he do to prepare for being governor? Star in a movie with a chimp? Gimme a f*ckin' break. These right-wingers always talk about how they hate Hollywood types expressing their opinions. Then they do this? Totally rigged. No other explanation."
    --Jimmy Carter, Nov. 4, 1980
     
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    garrow, Dec 9, 2020
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  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Make sure the chair in the Oval Office is dragged out by a squad of about 30 men in full hazmat suits, and publicly burned by a flamethrower outside the south portico.
     
    Starman, Dec 9, 2020
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