President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Sam Mills 51 · Dec 12, 2020

Baron Scicluna said: ↑

This could be the end of Trump.
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Promise?

It cannot happen too soon.

Jerry-atric · Dec 12, 2020

Cosmo said: ↑

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.
For instance, a human (see Earth) named Jerry-atric who, because of a Vogon Constructor Fleet, was one of the last two humans in the Universe at the time, once said "A transvestite would "dominate" women's sports. You cannot argue with this!" At the very moment that Jerry-atric said this, a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy - now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.

"It's just life," they say.
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That is a hoot!

Driftwood · Dec 12, 2020

Just saw a headline that read "Hunter Investigation Complicates Biden's AG Selection"

Yeah, I can see Limpwrist Lindsey in the hearing demanding the DOJ continue the Hunter investigation but not investigate Trump.

Neutral Corner · Dec 12, 2020

Michael_ Gee · Dec 12, 2020

Driftwood said: ↑

Just saw a headline that read "Hunter Investigation Complicates Biden's AG Selection"

Yeah, I can see Limpwrist Lindsey in the hearing demanding the DOJ continue the Hunter investigation but not investigate Trump.
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Actually, it makes it much easier, for the reason you stated. All the nominee has to do is say his department will investigate wrongdoing no matter where it is found. What's the comeback to that?

DanOregon · Dec 12, 2020

No matter where it is found, no matter the last name of the people involved or whatever title or position they hold. SENATOR!.

garrow · Dec 12, 2020

How long before Trump retweets someone claiming, incorrectly, that no president with a one-syllable last name ever lost re-election?

Azrael · Dec 12, 2020

still dangerous

Supreme Court Rejects Texas Suit Seeking to Subvert Election

Neutral Corner · Dec 12, 2020

garrow said: ↑

How long before Trump retweets someone claiming, incorrectly, that no president with a one-syllable last name ever lost re-election?
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Ten minutes after he sees it.

Jerry-atric · Dec 12, 2020

Driftwood said: ↑

Just saw a headline that read "Hunter Investigation Complicates Biden's AG Selection"

Yeah, I can see Limpwrist Lindsey in the hearing demanding the DOJ continue the Hunter investigation but not investigate Trump.
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He is homosexual and that is a hoot!

BTExpress · Dec 12, 2020

You can’t get “standing” before the Supreme Court, so you “intervene” with wonderful states.....
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Shit. Jerry-atric is Trump.

tapintoamerica said: ↑

It's gonna be a bad business decision for ESPN when they realize in 2024 that the conference to which they've pledged $300,000,000 is no longer based in the United States.
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They started out in 1979 with Australian Rules Football.
Now they'll show Confederate Rules Football.

Michael_ Gee said: ↑

All the nominee has to do is say his department will investigate wrongdoing no matter where it is found. What's the comeback to that?
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Same comeback they've already invoked re: Bannon/Flynn/Stone, etc. "Crooked Deep State Justice Department accuses someone and then starts looking for a crime."

Jake from State Farm · Dec 12, 2020

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