Bad candy....no really, candy

Just assume it, my friend. It's really the last thing I've got left in this world.

 

Dude, I'm like addicted to the stuff. Seriously, someone better hook me up to an IV and give me the things intravenously.

 

Or better yet, sift pure cane sugar into an open vein ...

 

Wow, commenting from the far future. It is 2017 and I'm pretty sure they changed their ingredients. I bought a pack of dum dum suckers and blow pops to give my son as a reward (we're potty training). Well, We have had them since about April. It's September and they are all disintegrated. I went to give him one and it just turned to powder in its packaging. I don't know whats going on. lol

 

With all the new flavor profiles being inserted into everything these days, this thread might see a slight revival.

 

I've been on a 3 Musketeers kick lately. They were great in 1981 and they're still great in 2020.

 

Starburst and its stepchildren Skittles and Mamba. Snickers. Candy corn. Goobers. Mike & Ike. Malt balls. Milk Duds.

 

Best candy: dark chocolate Reese's or Kit Kats. Heaven in a plastic wrapper. Mounds is great, too, but the coconut gets caught in my teeth.

 

Coconut sucks.

 

Coconut sucks cosigned.

 

Why the fuck would anyone eat a Mounds?