Cannibal Sandwich (and other holiday meals)

Aint.
No.
Way.

 

Dont have all my photos at hand, but here we have:

— a shot of schnapps with a piece of sausage that we took like a shot of tequila with a lime. As in, we added grease to our hand where the salt would be, so it was grease, shot, sausage.

— the hotel owner prepping a onion/sausage thing he’s about to eat

— our hotel room

 

Other highlights included: sausage shaped soap, a sausage vending machine, and summer sausage with chucks of bratwurst in it

 

The summer sausage with chunks of bratwurst sounds good......if it were COOKED.

 

Here's how to do a burger.
Personally, I'm adding pickles and 86ing the onion and tomatoes, but you get the idea.
Gordon Ramsay's perfect burger tutorial | GMA - YouTube

 

I need at least a minute's worth of fire on my meat. No way I'm eating straight raw beef.

Then again, I love sushi so go figure.

 

I denounce this.

 

If you were to ask my father in law how he would like his steak cooked, his response is always the following......

The Cowboy Way Steak Instructions - YouTube

 

Get me a trough of wasabi and soy sauce and I'm knee-deep in this all fucking night.

 

I love raw tuna. Not so much the other fishies.

 

I denounce all sushi.




Get you a fish po’boy.