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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Well-Known Member

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  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    For the next phase of the Florida rollout, they are going to drop an inadequate supply of the vaccine from a helicopter and leave it to a senior citizens hunger games to decide who gets one.
     
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  3. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

  4. Mngwa

    Mngwa Well-Known Member

    Is. Always. In every way
     
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Was. Is. Likely to always be.
     
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I THOUGHT VACCINES COULD FLY!
     
  7. Alma

    Alma Well-Known Member

    He gave her a football coach routine on that question. He also contradicted himself; he blamed the lines on the hospital's approach to vaccinations (which, first come, first serve, not a great approach) but simultaneously said hospitals were way better at it than the state government would be.
     
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Anyone who credits him or gives him a shred of credibility for any reason is a fool of the highest order. See also: Trumper.
     
  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    That copy does not exactly sing, does it?
     
  10. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    That ain't it. If it actually got down to the nitty gritty, I'd probably be at a negative level of understanding.

    Chemistry. Not my thing. I envy those for whom it is.
     
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  11. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I mean ... shit, when Mendeleev published his first periodic table, I think it had only 50 or 60 elements in it, but that fucker knew not only that there were a lot more out there, but also where they'd fall!
     
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  12. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    It's seriously easy. Put the used swab in a little plastic tube. Add a couple of drops of reagent to wet it. Twirl against the side of the tube to squeeze out excess. Lay the cotton part of the swab on the end of the test strip. Osmosis pulls the liquid up the strip. Control turns pink, shows the test is working. Test line appears if it's positive, no line for negative.

    No chemistry. Bone easy.
     
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