President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I totally swiped this from a Facebook post but I got a good laugh

Wake up, sheeple! Here are some 100% true facts about last night's completely peaceful, patriotic protest:

1.)All the violent parts where done by Antifa, who got really mad that the man they spent 4 years hating wasn't being re-elected, and tried to disrupt the process that would see him out of office.

2.)The people who infiltrated the Capitol were far-left Communists, attempting to frame REAL Americans but not covering up the one guy's hammer & sickle hand tattoo, which he cleverly disguised by making it a completely different tattoo.

3.)BLM was in on it. They told all the black people to stay home though.

4.)Burning a CVS is the exact same thing storming the halls of government and forcing its highest ranking members to seek shelter.

5.)One woman was shot. She was the only patriot there. Everyone else was Antifa/BLM/Wholefoods shoppers.

6.)The organization of Antifa/BLM is incredible. When Trump said in a speech to protest the electoral counting, within hours Antifa/BLM was able to provide it's members with tens of thousands of Maga hats, Confederate/Don't Tread on me flags, firearms, and Nazi Tattoos, then get there early and frame the SH-T out of real Americans who had immediately gone home to pet their cats and read the Bible.

7.)Even though it was Antifa/Blm/George Soros/Gay athiests who did the rioting, the rioting is still excusable because Black Lives Matter burned stuff down elsewhere at some point.

8.)High-profile Nazis who have spent years on television, doing podcasts, and in Youtube documentaries suddenly converted to Antifa/BLM/AOC simps/People who eat avocado toast/ the day-of.

 

That's a change?

 

Heard James Caan on a podcast recently and he told some great stories, including a couple about Robert Mitchum.

Great guy, Cann said.

 

So Pence learned the hard way it's all transactional to Trump? The support group meets on alternate Tuesdays at the Airport Marriot.

 

Loeffler needs directions as well.

 

Witness interview re: the woman who was shot. He's the guy in the blue hoodie who appeared to helping her. His account begins with him totally admitting his "part" in the event but quickly turns to a total lack of self awareness that he and his ilk brought in on themselves.

 

Transportation Secretary just started the bus.

 

Last night, I called them “rioters” and talked about Trump’s lies and baseless accusations about election fraud. Got a death threat called in, targeting me specifically, during the commercial break.

 

There's a Harvard Business School building named for her mother.

 

Yep, and any hope of the 25th goes away when they all leave, which is more likely to happen than the 25th. A quick impeachment is possible but still wouldn't get done in time or through the senate. Just got to hope the some how keep Trump in check these next two weeks.

 

I'm constantly reminded of former Tennessee governor Ray Blanton, who was giving out so many pardons in his final days in office they swore in his successor - Lamar Alexander - three days early. I'll let sj.com/sec fill in the rest.

But even without the pardons, let's face it ... dude is batshit crazy.

 

Fuck - this is amazing: