President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Like, imagine you work for the Onion.

You now live in the world where the real news is "Alabama man participating in violent riot to try to overrun Congress for not overturning election results, tazed himself in his own balls so hard that he died. He was attempting to steal a picture of Tip O'Neill."

How do you go on with a job in satire? What could you possibly write? How do you not just give up?

 

Insurrections have consequences.

 

It's getting worse for the Trumpistas.

 

Donaldiatric.

 

Apple tells Parler to implement a moderation plan in 24 hours or get kicked out of the app store.

 

I've never wanted to watch a man die but I think I'd be up for "death by tasing himself in the balls" guy at least once.

 

Another one down.

 

*in the balls*. IN THE BALLS.

He didn't just taze himself to death. He tazed his own *testicles* so hard he died.

In TV writing rooms, I have heard, they call that "a hat on a hat."

 

Big day for libruhl Cancel Culture. What about Freedumb of Speech?

 

Not the first time Tip O'Neill has inspired someone to embarrass himself.