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Every morning the Vermont House starts the session by having a member perform the devotional. Some members recite poems. Others choose to highlight current events by reading writerly passages. Others sing like longtime Rep. "Coach" Christie who opened Day 2 of the 2021 session by singing America the Beautiful. This morning, a younger hipper legislator, who pierced both of his ears and plays deejay at night, performed the devotional by banging a drum and chanting the Honor Song of the Mi'kmaq. It was quite the performance.

 

The Railsplitter was STRONG. He'd kick Trump's ass without working up a sweat.

 

And then have mecurochrome slathered all over it.

 

Not many people know this, but Lincoln was a Republican.

 

An example should be made out of Lindsey, too. But it won't. Because he ingratiates himself to whoever is in power. Which is the reason someone should make an example of him.

 

I am not surprised.

‘I do regret being there’: Simone Gold, noted hydroxychloroquine advocate, was inside the Capitol during the riot

 

Wrest would never fit in that headline deck.

 

The Boors.

 

"I whupped the Clary Grove Boys' asses, and I'll four score your WWE Hall of Fame Candy Ass, too! If you smelllll, what the Railsplitter is cooking!"

 

In place of seize? Certainly it will.

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Probably a good idea for Just Me Mike to avoid chocolate, since he's losing his gov't. dental insurance.

 

Effective satire is difficult to pull off, but this article achieves it. Well done.