President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Worked for Dean, early blogger, Washington Post, co-founded Vox, now writes at NY Times. The posterchild Millenial political reporter, easily mockable.

 

A 9/11's worth of Covid deaths EVERY DAY. Thanks for rioting, fucking cultist fuckheads, may you all suffer horribly.

 

My dad has a coral pink 57 Chevy with houndstooth interior sitting in his garage. They knew how to dress a car back then.

 

Ooo ooo ooo, Mr. Kotter! What about great wrath and furious anger?

 

Who is going to pony up and pay for a Trump presidential library? The dead enders who stormed the Capitol? Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Deutsche Bank?

I'm sure some folks are lining up to donate, but you have serious mental deficits if you're spending money on this.

 

Nah. Give him free room and board for the next 20 years.

 

Trump will set up a library foundation/fund....just to fleece the rubes and not build a damn thing.

"I'd donate again if I could," said Billy Bollweevil of Shreveport.

 

Put it inside that ark they built in Kentucky.

 

I need to look and see what my homeowners covers.

Plumber tells us that the ground under our foundation has settled somewhat over the years. Apparently that has affected the pipes, so they don't flow quite as efficiently and water can back up some. He was able to run some drainage thingy a couple of weeks ago and get most of what was there, but it's one of those things that's not going to get any better. Eventually someone likely will have to tear a hole in our floor to get to the pipes and do some repair work.

We also have an infernal high-pitched whistle once or twice a day coming from somewhere. Lasts about 10-15 minutes. I think that may be pipe-related, too.

 

There'll always be a sense of adventure going to the Fatfuck Presidential Library for the next 70-80 years or so to find out whether the day you visit is the day the children or grandchildren of the 500,000 he killed with COVID decide to bomb the joint to the ground.

 

Can I try to translate what I think this idiot was trying to say? I’m pretty sure he just thought the inauguration party type stuff, not the actual process, could take place later. More like an appropriate party for Biden for his accomplishment.