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He’s going to drop the pardons at the last possible second, right?

 

I could see this administration certifying the pardons at 12:00:01 p.m. Totally like a team being late with the papers at the trade deadline.

 

Pardoned for defrauding MAGA people.

 

Destroy him financially and everyone associated with him. Humiliate him in public.

Fuck trying to get him in jail. Banks don’t give a fuck about pardons.

And deny every bankruptcy request he tries to file. Seize all his properties.

 

I think Bannon gets you the least odds in certain books, followed by Giuliani, the various Trump spawn, Assange and Snowden in that order.

 

Priorities

 

I crashed the wedding Rupert Murdoch threw for his daughter, Elizabeth, at his home in Bel Air years ago and I probably would have thought twice about doing it had I known Secret Service-like goons with automatic weapons were going to be patrolling the place—all because she too was marrying an African prince. One of the most bizarre parts of the wedding was when the chieftain of the village that gave birth to the prince presented the couple with their official wedding present — an enormous throne-like stool thing carved from a several-hundred year old tree chopped down in the village square.

 

To be clear I don’t believe Tiffany’s fiancé is an actual prince. But I’m still glad I went for the cheap joke because that drew out an amazeballs TigerVols story.

 

This could be the end of Trump.