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I thought a tiger ate Joe Exotic.

 

The president also plans to sign a broad executive order to reverse more than 100 Trump administration environmental policies and direct all agencies to review federal regulations and executive actions from the last four years to determine whether they were harmful to public health, damaging to the environment or unsupported by science, McCarthy said.

Within that order, Biden will direct the Department of Interior to restore protections for national monuments including Utah’s Grand Staircase-Escalante and Bears Ears, which Trump sought to open to companies for mining and energy drilling, as well as place a temporary moratorium on all oil and natural gas leasing activities in the Arctic National Wildlife.

 

It is now 8:02 a.m. EST. Trump will be gone before we have to call a doctor if our erection lasts longer than four hours.

 

He should be in the air right now, heading toward the edge of a literal swamp. Seems fitting.

 

He’s about to exit the White House.

 

Next person to post an Aaron Rupar tweet gets kicked in the fucking taint.

 

Late, as usual.

 

Trump unscripted one last time at Andrews. Gotta get out that batting helmet.

 

(Arnie Pye In the Sky voice)

“And he’s waddling towards Marine One, Kent!”

 

Stephen Fetchit wasn’t available