President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

When you realize you're unemployable in the private sector.

 

For a bunch of people who hate government, they sure do love those steady government paychecks. But the poor people on welfare...

 

Wait. She’s Biden’s preferred candidate? Interesting.

 

If Arkansas had a Democrat worth a shit, Biden would love to see her win the GOP nomination. Bill Clinton or Dale Bumpers ain't walking through that door.

 

No-Neck Dawsey has long been carrying whatever FATUS water spilled out of Magat Haberman's ladle.

 

My gosh, I miss Dale Bumpers.

 

Interesting twist on the Biden Rolex story (if true) ...

 

Dale Bumpers? Isn't that what Terry Labonte saw in his rearview mirror at Bristol?

 

You could exhume William Fulbright's body and he'd be a better governor than Fuckabee Sanders.

 

I wouldn't worry much about Mark Kelly's seat. The Arizona GOP just (narrowly) re-elected its party leadership. That means whoever gets the Republican nomination will have to be carnival freak show crazy with little chance to win a statewide election.

 

Arkansas used to be a notorious ticket-splitting state. One year they voted for George Wallace, Win Rockefeller and Bill Fulbright in the same election. Incredibly, 2021 will be the state's first redistricting cycle where Republicans are in complete control.