President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I was convinced someone (“deep staters”) would “ensure” he wouldn’t remain president for more than six months. I lost that bet, not that I was rooting for it.

 

Some good news.



The bad news: He'll run for the House again from the same gerrymandered district.

 

Jim Jordan in the senate would be like Cousin Eddie eating at the finest restaurant in America. The unintentional humor of everyone hating his guts even more than Ted Cruz would’ve been something to behold.

 

Was mostly referring to losing the support of his cult members and being prevented from running for office again. Those things have not and apparently will not happen.

 

but what if they made us gay marry the guns

 

How would you like to be a Senator and trapped in the same room with those two gasbags? Now throw in the Turtle for sanctimony.

Yeesh.

 

Shotgun wedding

 

No, they should be declared “black sites” and anybody involved in the Jan. 6 uprising — especially the Oath Keepers on site — should be sent there for “enhanced interrogation.”

 

This might be your masterpiece.

 

Combination of his wife and the various chefs and waiters who keep serving him an unhealthy diet.

 

Covering his events for years, there was a palpable creepiness in the room when he entered. He’s so freaking awkward.