President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

It's been four weeks since these events happened. That's a long time in enforcement, a long time in Washington as well.

Let Greene make-believe she is a politician, our history has no shortage of people doing that anyway. But don't let her sit on the education committee for fuck's sake.

Those assignments are made at the discretion of the membership, not a Republican from Bakersfield.

 

Subtext:

“I’m going to fuck you over, and I’m going to do it while making dad jokes and wearing doggy socks. And it’s going to drive you crazy.”

Losing to Joe Biden in negotiations has to be like when you drive the ball 100 yards further than your dad but he always hits it right down the fairway 175 yards and you're in the shin-high grass.

 

Every conversation Biden has with Congressional Republicans should begin like this:

"Whatever you want, the answer is no. Now that that's out of the way and we have a baseline, here's what's going to happen..."

 

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Monday blasted Georgia GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s embrace of “loony lies and conspiracy theories” as a “cancer for the Republican Party.”

“Somebody who’s suggested that perhaps no airplane hit the Pentagon on 9/11, that horrifying school shootings were pre-staged, and that the Clintons crashed JFK Jr.’s airplane is not living in reality.”

Wow. Sometimes his backbone emerges, whether he needs it or not.

And he's leaving out the Jewish Lasers from Space, and shooting Pelosi in the head.

 

The laser stuff, that’s true.

 

He can be brave when it’s not someone in his chamber. If she were elected to the Senate he would ... turtle.

 

Shut up, Moscow Mitch.

That you're willing to do more to address what happened abroad than what happened in the same building in which you have an office is disgusting. And not at all surprising.

If a Democrat politician had been responsible for the insurrection, would your stance change?

 

If that occurs, may John Wayne come out and hunt the Subhuman Pile of Crime like he and the others did Tom Chaney.

 

Now that Betsy DeVos is no longer involved, is there some sort of requirement that we employ someone badly in need of remedial education in an educational position? Asking for a friend ...