Guilty Food Pleasure...

lol this isn't 1982 when TV dinners or fish sticks or Geno's pizza rolls were bland and unsatisfying.

Stouffer's upped its lasagna sauce game.

 

When ye olde chef gets fairly pickled, the kitchen can be a fascinating place.
I've been known to fry up 4 or 5 eggs, throw a can of beans in with them, marinate the two together, then throw a big ol glob of sharp cheddar cheese with some hot sauce on top.......
I've also been known to take 3 or 4 tortillas, put a bunch of cheese in between each one, nuke it, put sour cream and hot sauce on top......

 

Threads like this are why I love this place.
Posts about ZZ Top and rating your poop in between discussions about food.
Also, I just did my annual Mexican Salad......Beans, rice, steak, chicken, lettuce, sour cream, hot sauce and green olives.....all mixed together.
I fear I'll be wiping my ass with a sno-cone once it hits bottom.......

 

Good Lord man. I hope there's more than one bathroom in your house.

 

Beans and eggs. Never shall the twain meet.

Hope your blankets had a ripcord that night.

 

Chef later tonight.

 

In my mind, all I see is this:

 

One of my kids had poop that looked like that after eating Lucky Charms. Truly horrifying wiping her ass.

 

I miss Indian buffets.

 

Mexican food is scientifically proven to produce more poop than the food you ingested.

 

However disturbing that may have been, there is nothing worse than a creamed spinach infant diaper. Dark olive green, oily, sticky as tar, and stinks like an outhouse in August. My gawd, what a horrible memory.