Tiger Woods injured

lolol

 

Damn, that's some serious stuff. Even surviving that crash is going to be amazing. The roadway is not even in the picture. Think about what you have to be doing to end up with the car like that (I'm not criticizing him). Just wow.

Just looked at the helicopter video, there is absolutely nothing in front of the front axle left. Chilling.

Turns out, my cousin lives about two mins away and I've driven that road numerous times. You've got to be motoring to end up like Tiger's car; I mean its a pretty meandering slightly curvy road, not something with hairpin turns or anything.

 

And the ESPN anchor just asked Andy North about Tiger’s use of painkillers.

 

Jack's record is forever safe.

 

I could hear that conversation.

Nichols: "Brian......can you give us your thoughts on the crash of Tiger Woods"
Bratwurst: "Well Rachel.......I had breakfast with LeBron James this morning, and he said he's not feeling tired. Granted, he's getting older with each game, but he doesn't really feel like he's getting as tired as people are making it out to be."
Nichols: "Yes Brian......I understand that about James, but can you give us some thoughts about Tiger?"
Bratwurst: "Yes Rachel.....the new Frosted Flakes recipe is coming out, and I for one, cannot wait for it. I've had several boxes of the Honey Retro Golden Grahams cereal, and it was terrible. I can't wait for them. I bet THEYYYYYYYRRRRREEEE GRRRRRREEEAAAAAAT!"

 

To which Andy should have just said "Yes."

 

Here is what I have CSI'd from the MSNBC video and google maps.
He was travelling southbound on Hawthorne Blvd (going from Palos Verdes, into, well, Torrance, and eventually LA), and crossed the northbound lane, while presumably rolling over.
Ended up in the outer back yard of 4912 Rock Bluff Drive, which backs up Hawthorne Blvd.
Use google maps satellite view.

 

Extremely inappropriate to speculate.